![]() 02/22/2019 at 15:06 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 02/22/2019 at 15:15 |
|
Love Mitch Hedberg, his delivery was amazing.
Drugs helped in that regard, short-term.
![]() 02/22/2019 at 16:11 |
|
![]() 02/22/2019 at 16:18 |
|
“ Rice is great if you want to eat a thousand of something.”
![]() 02/22/2019 at 16:31 |
|
I wanna be a racecar...passenger. Just be the guy that bugs the driver.
“Say, man. Can I turn on the radio?”
“Y ou should slow down!”
“Why do we gotta keep going in circles?”
“Man...you must really like Tide!”
![]() 02/22/2019 at 18:22 |
|
“My fake plants died, because I did not pretend to water them.”
![]() 02/23/2019 at 01:00 |
|
It's not an emergency brake, it's an emergency make the car smell really bad lever.
![]() 02/23/2019 at 01:01 |
|
One of my high school english teachers would play his comedy specials on half days.